Turkish Ladies seem to take their personal appearance much more seriously than I do. Of course, this doesn’t apply to all Turkish women. But from my experience, most will not go out of the house will unless they are “done up.”
Their clothes are clean and always pressed. No holes – not even in fashionable jeans. Their faces are painted, often with eyeshadows in shades of blue and green. Think 70’s. They have full manicures and pedicures. The hair is always in place and all other hair is removed. All of it!
In this manner, I will never fit in. My hair is always a mess. It’s a rare occasion that I iron something to wear. I let my psoriasis and rosacea run wild. I am a minimalist when it comes to makeup; nothing while at home and only eyeliner and mascara when going out. Sometimes I remember the words of my niece Tina, who insisted that I at least put a little lip stick on the big lips of mine, and I apply a little lip gloss.
In recent months, I have taken to wearing a lovely foundation by Armani. It was recommended to me by a makeup artist for my wedding. Lovely but God awful expensive.) The reason is the rosacea. Turkish ladies just can’t seem to control themselves when it comes to my red face. Friends and family are always poking at me, asking what’s wrong. One acquaintance, a dermatologist, actually offered a prescription for my “allergy”. Ugh. The worse was when getting my hair done, one of the workers walked up to me with her makeup in hand and offered it to me. Seriously! It’s totally annoying. If I don’t care, why should others?
So, every once in a while, when my face is very red and I am going out to see certain people that I know will be questioning me, I cover my face with Armani base. I get through the day. And have to do a good scrubbing before sleeping through the night.
The biggest difference to me is the obsession with hair. Yes, we Americans are also obsessed with hair. You can tell that from some of my prior blogs. But things are a little different here. While Americans are going for that “all natural fly-away” look, Turks go more for the “every hair perfectly in place” style. They also prefer long hair. Yes, like in the States, many older women cut their hair short. But it is rare to see a radical short style on a younger woman.
And while they are focused on keeping that long hair looking just so, they are sure to have all other hair removed. This does not vary by age. It’s just seems nasty to them.
Now, I want to tell you about something I have not tried here, but I think I’m ready. The threading of eyebrows. I have seen it done. It’s an ancient method where a cotton thread is twisted into an “x” shape, the hairs are caught between and plucked. Funny story – on a visit home, I was telling someone about threading. She said, “Oh, that’s what we do in prison. We aren’t allowed to have hot wax.” Good grief.
When I was a kid, I had big beautiful eyebrows. They were perfect for me, just like God intended. Then one of my sisters told me I could start a forest fire in them. Hmmmmph. Needless to say, it stuck with me.
I always hated plucking. That shit hurts. So in my late 20’s or early 30’s, I finally tried waxing. I loved it! My eyebrows were perfect. I had found a little shop run by Russian ladies, where they only did nails and waxing. Three generations of women who went back and forth between their native tongue and English, were harsh and abrupt, and knew what the heck they were doing!
Eventually, I tried an Asian salon that was closer to my office. I lost the end of my eyebrows. I also traveled quite a bit. So from time to time I would try other salons while on the road. Usually Asian salons. My eyebrows became thinner and thinner. So I decided I would stick with the Russians.
After over 10 years, I switched jobs and was no longer in downtown Philadelphia. Not wanting to fight the crowds on the weekends, I found another Russian salon in the suburbs near the new office. They also did a great job.
What I really liked is that they listened to me. They did their work quickly and efficiently with great results. No messing around. In and out. Seven dollars.
On my recent trip to Mom’s, I made a last minute decision to get my eyebrows waxed while getting my hair cut. Mom’s neighborhood has a big fancy salon. I knew it would cost a little more, but I really needed it. I was told Jenny was available. Not knowing anyone there, I was fine with that until I met her. She was Asian. Now please, don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against Asians. And there are alot of Asian shops doing very good business in the U.S. at waxing and nails. I just dont’ want them doing my eyebrows. They always seem to make them very thin, with a giant rounded arch. Not my style. (A gross generalization, I know. I just don’t like playing the odds.)
Jenny was very sweet and so I asked if I might talk to her first about my eyebrows. I gave her my spiel. “I am a big girl and little eyebrows don’t look good on me. My eyebrows are not the same and I don’t want them to be. No two sides of any face are the same. While they are wide, there is not much hair, so if you pluck the hair on ends, I will lose them completely . . ” She smiled very politely and understood what I meant.
She then proceeded to wax and pluck and cut and pluck and snip and cut. I finally stopped her and told her that if I wanted my brows plucked, I would do it myself. I hate plucking! My theory is that these fancy salons have to make up for the ridiculous prices by doing way more than is necessary to a poor defenseless eyebrow. To my dismay, I walked out of there with thin matching eyebrows, a big rounded arch, and missing the ends. Double Good Grief! For the first time in my life, I even had one eyebrow that’s higher than the other.
More than three weeks have passed. and now, I am waiting for them to grow in. If I could get back to those teenaged eyebrows, I would. But I don’t think it’s going to happen. So for now, I am being patient until it’s time to try threading. Luckily, I won’t need to don those prison oranges in order to get it done!
I HEAR YOU!!! I have experienced with Brazillians, Chinese and Italians. Noone understands what my mom told me, if you pluck them too much they will get upset and won’t return. It is sooooo true! Finally I found Tangul at Helena (Tunali). She knows not to cut, not to take too much, leave it natural. So she just shapes mine. She makes sure they behave once every 6 months. 🙂
Beyza — you are sooooooooo going to take me with you next time, right?!
. . makes me glad I’m a bloke! At my age the hair falls out on top and bushes grow from ears and nose; in order to keep my youthful good looks I only need the flame thrower treatment now and again – Aaaaagh! The pain!
Thanks so muh for the visual Alan! LOL!
Alan, as a old fashioned hettie, just hasn’t got a clue! Try being gay – very high maintenance. We can’t let the brethren down 🙂
Seriously, I think many Turkish women wear a tad too much slap. Less is often more I’ve often thought. When your hair’s a mess, do as my mother used to do – wear a headscarf.
Oh, Jack . . . so many thoughts are crossing my little mind right now . . .
You are too much! You go gurl. Having no experience in waxing or threading I can only read and say “awwwww”.
Go on Artie, give it a try!
Wow, my husband pointed me to your blog since we are packing up now to leave the States and move to Ankara. I sure do appreciate your feminine perspective on Turkish culture! I had a friend warn me that Turkish women dress up more than my casual look, but I hadn’t really thought about the makeup/hair part too. Ugh. I’m afraid they’re just going to have to get over my slovenly appearance most days. 🙂 Thanks for the honesty and perspective! I need to go back and read all of your previous posts to get more insights!
Hi Joni! Please don’t let me scare you. The Turks are a very gracious people and would never offend us intentionally over our slovenly ways! Good luck with the move and keep in touch!
Believe it or not I was an an esthetician at one time in my life and did eyebrows. I think I had a knack for it because i always thought everyine had unique eyebrows and that they looked best with theiir natural shape but cleaned up a bit. I had a lot of repeat customers! I’m afraid to go to anyone else because everyone makes them to thin or with a ridiculous arch.
You’re right Carol – I would have never guessed! You are a jill of all trades!
Oh Dear! I always say Dogal! Misli on Tunali does a great job. Also I miss you! Skype me and it will come out on my phone,
Hi Terry 🙂
I can relate totally! I went to an Asian salon once and that was it! Too thin!
I have done threading. The first time was in Turkey and I have found a place in Marchwood. They listen and keep them natural looking and thicker. And NO ARCH!!!
I think you will like the results of threading. Best wishes!
Good to hear from you Wendy! Happy new Year!
This post made me laugh!! Thank you so much! My mother in law is always trying to “fix” me and get me to go to the salon with her when we are in Turkey. I’m sorry, this is as fixed as it gets! lol
You should go Terri! Get the Shirley Temple curls, blue eyeshadow, pointy nails done with that metal nail file! It’s a once in a lifetime girly girl thing to do! Then go home and wash it all off!
I agree with Alan. I’m so glad I’m a man!
Seriously, get out of Ankara and it is a different story, at least in regards to hair in public, as you don’t see very much of it.
In our village we only know of one woman besides my wife that does not cover her head. Also, living in a poorer setting I don’t seem to see as much makeup being used, but I may be wrong on that one.
I like threading as well, but it hurts 🙂
armani base, really…your face probably looks like a porcelain doll with that on. and as for the lipstick/lipgloss is wasn’t so much a suggestion more like a rule. theres many rules i go by when it comes to beauty and feeling good about myself (inside and out). one i like most is pick out a pair of your favorite heels (then name them your “i feel pretty shoes”) slip’em on during the day for awhile, or even b4 going out 4 the day (while applying makeup) theres just something magic about my “i feel pretty shoes” really….i have worn them around for hours for no reason at all in my robe (with champagne in one hand and bon bons in the other as i watched the pool boy do his thing LOL!!!) ok that parts not true. but you kinda get where i’m going. wow, i should have married a politician. anyway, you are beautiful in everyway aunt, (just don!’t forget the lipstick) ha! tina
also be careful, the older we get the less our eyebrows seem to grow back at all, at least thats been my experience. last time i had mine waxed , i barely had anythinng left. and they hardly came back at all. it was awful. so i used my latisse (for eyelash growth) on them, which is not recommended by the way, and they began to grow in nicely;. (what does the FDA know anyway with those crazy warning labels…huh) so, where was i going with this, oh yeah my eyelashes look great…no that wasnt it, be careful cause they really do quit coming back at all. if you’d like to know anymore of my DIY remedies let me know. they may be a little unorthodox but i always have the hazmat team on speed dial. lol.